youmeatsixual:

one time my sister told me about this kid with a horrible peanut allergy who wouldn’t shut up and then the teacher turned around and was like “maybe if i shove a peanut down your throat you’ll shut up” and the whole class just went silent 

wimpynoodle:

I’M NOT EVEN GOOD AT THINGS I’M GOOD AT

blissfulbambi:

what

richard-sp8-jr:

in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her

theresarumbleinmytumblr:

“We need you. I need you.”

ashgaytchum:

ipoog:

egberts:

what if you cracked an egg while you were cooking and a chicken fell out

the-vashta-nerada:

people wanted this to be rebloggable.

I wanted this to be rebloggable.

(x)

maydaykoigo:

curiouslyhigh:

bunnywith:

tahnoscheeks:

do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again

I pointlessly open the fridge too.

sometimes i just stand in the middle of the living room and look lost.

Why am I in the bathroom

kelekelo:

peacelovefandoms:

nerds-are-cool:

mindpalacefullofcats:

Listen here

If any of you fuckers ruin the new Star Trek for me

GANDALF DIES.

HARRY’S A WIZARD

KATNISS VOLUNTEERS AS TRIBUTE

cumberbatchcoffeeklatch:

Deleted scene.

We get it, Kirk. We’d have done exactly the same thing.

fezzingly:

42/100 Photos of Matt Smith.